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I love horse racing, gambling, and drinking just as much as every other recently graduated frat guy out there. The big hats, the sun dresses, and the mint juleps. What is there to complain about? That’s why I applaud this young man for his antics at one of the top three horse racing events in the country. It is not an ordinary guy who can take such a classy event and break it down to what it truly is, an alcohol infused animal mounting spectacle that encourages gambling of all kinds. From the horse owners with hundreds of thousands of dollars on the line, to the drunk gambling addict who bets his last dollar in the world on that 30:1 four legged beast who never stood a chance. That is why I give a firm handshake and tip of my over-sized cap to the Preakness and other horse racing events for bringing together people from all walks of life to enjoy libations and watching tiny men ride on the backs of real life pinatas.

– Jayto Descartes

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