Live Blog Game 4 (3rd Period)

**Chara’s neck size = more impressive than his t-shirt collection

9:53- This has been said before, but is there a better job than the official Curator of the Stanley Cup?? Like, how do you get that job? Do you work your way up carrying around lesser-known trophies?

10:05- GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL.  Fuck yes.  McQuaid with the top-shelfer.  Bruins D has been amazing these playoffs.  Not only do the put up a shutout like every game, but they also get all the big goals.  Krug and McQuaid especially.  Those dudes ballsohard

10:10- Organist playing “Get Lucky”… Now we’re talking.

10:13- Field reporter  says Bruins are shuffling in and out of locker room because of “skate issues”.  Seems like something that shouldn’t happen in the NHL.

10:17- Checked the roster, Lucic is 6’5″, 225.  If Gronk’s not healthy, let’s give Milan a shot at Tight End in the preseason.  Dude’s a beast

10:21- Horton with the penalty to make it 4 v 4, to be followed by a Pens powerplay. Very dumb play.  Knock on wood, but this could end poorly for us.

10:24- Well fuck me right? Pens didn’t even get a shot off.  Losers.

10:35- Game over. Series over.  Just another standard shutout.  Holy shit, though, what a scramble in the final minute.  Very fitting the buzzer sounds as Rask snags the last shot.  See you in the finals baby!!

 

p.s.- For us to win it all I think Seguin needs to start putting up points.  Had the 2nd most goals on the team for the regular season, and in the playoffs he’s led the team in shots, but only has 1 goal.  I know he’s only 21, but this is his 3rd year of playoff experience.  Time to step up son.

 

-Slenderman

 

 

Game 4 Live Blog (2nd Period)

9:04- Rolex commerical: “Can Niklas Backstrom make 15 shots in 15 seconds?” Yes, but is that good by NHL standards? I have no idea.

9:09- Mike Eruzione’s in the house.  Game over. Bruins got it.

9:13- Marchand just randomly punches a dude in the face, starts fight.  Commentator’s quote:  “He’s just the best at it in the league right now.” Love hockey

9:16- Organist has moved onto Macklemore… Slightly more acceptable

9:24- Pens fans must be so confused when they see Jagr on the ice: “Didn’t we trade that guy like 10 years ago?”… “After he played for us for about 10 years”

9:31- Letang looks like a villain from a 90’s movie.  I’m thinking like Blue Streak, 3 Ninjas, Ace Ventura, something like that. (yes I’m that bored with this game)

9:34-Kaspars Daugaviņš (what kind of name is that??) with his 2nd shot on net.  He’s playing as well as anyone, and he was watching this series from a bar before Campbell got hurt and opened that roster spot.

9:41- Buzzer sounds, still 0-0.  This is honestly one of the most uneventful hockey games I’ve ever seen.  3rd period better be good or this live blog was totally not worth watching this game with a computer in front of me.

-Slenderman

Live Blog: Bruins vs. Penguins Game 4 (1st Period)

8:10 pm- Puck drops, lets go B’s, time to fuck up some fools (Yes the above picture is Marchand making out with a chick with a bottle in hand after the Stanley Cup win in ’11)

8:14- Here’s my Coors Light Cold Hard Fact… I’m gonna drink about 10 Coors Lights before this one’s over

8:17- Boston Organist playing Fall Out Boy. No thanks chief

8:22- Commercial for an original USA show “Graceland.” Over/Under 3 episodes before that’s cancelled?

8:26- Penguins penalty: too many scrubs on the ice

8:27- I lose track of the puck

8:31- Okay, I found the puck again.

8:33- Buffalo Wild Wings looks so fun in the commercials, probably because they leave out the depressing mid-life crisis dudes who actually go to those places.

8:35- Gregory Campbell sighting, dude is basically Boston legend at this point. Jumping in front of shots with a broken leg. Best 4th-liner ever.

8:48- Pens try the alley-oop, sorry this isn’t The Mighty Ducks D2

 

-Slenderman