Funny Exam Answers at Top 30 University

These exam answers are from undergraduate level science classes at a university ranked in the top 30 according to the 2013 U.S. News and World rankings. Enjoy.

1) Plain Idiocy:


Great Job. Way to be detailed. A for effort.

2) Terrible attempt at sophisticated answer:


This person has the handwriting of a 6 year old. The second answer reads “Volcanoes release lava that grabs + traps fallen CO2 at the bottom of the ocean floor. Keeps the water cycle in check.” You don’t have to be Neil deGrasse Tyson to recognize how utterly incorrect that is.

3) Impeccable Spelling:


Okay, now you’re just making up words kid. DeforestIZation. PhilosophIZer. Quit while you’re ahead.

4) One of The Guys:


You sir, have figured out the game.

5) Circuitous but correct answer:


This kid thinks he’s funny. But, really, he’s just that guy at a sports games who thinks shouting stupid things is funny. I hate that guy.

6) Classic frat/lax bro answer:




Guy Shoots Friend With Blow Dart Gun: I Need One Now


I came across this video this morning. It sounded dangerous, and after further review my predictions were correct. There is no way that this could have been conducted in a sober state. Regardless, that kid took it like a fucking champ! I loved the reaction. His buddy just shoots a dart through his hand, and they just tear it out like it’s nothing.

Regardless, I need one of these blow dart guns. That thing is huge. I can’t even tell if its regulation size or what. My life would be so much easier if I had one of these. If I wanted to get someones attention I could just whip it out and plant one in their shoulder. I’m sure that would do the trick.

If you have had any experience with a blow dart gun or know where to get one please let me know.


P.S. – I checked. A 4 foot blow dart gun is only 23 bucks. Easiest 23 dollars I have ever spent.