Calling the German Hammer Master to Help Rebuild the Jersey Shore a resident of the Jersey Shore, I’ve seen a fair share of construction work being done around my area over the last few months.  Construction companies often promise very unrealistic finishing dates for work which ends up pissing off the property owners and costing them even more money.  This could be the result of many workers having not received the proper training and/or certifications for their position.

That is why I would like to petition the German Hammer Master to come and train all of our construction workers here at the Jersey Shore.  Judging by his video application and title he is well versed in the use of a hammer.

Here is the video that I will be sending to the Governor to convince him of the Hammer Master’s poise and skill.